I knew it!

Author: Porternotes

Date: December 20, 2016

by Porternotes
12-20-16
Dude... What's your deal?
I'm Santa, that's my deal. You don't know me?
Blah Blah Blah... I'm an adult. I'm not talking the bullshit. I want the real story.
I'm a generous old elf. I want kids to be happy. They love toys. I want to bring them toys.
Hmmm... Anything else?
You'd be amazed at the amount of people who sleep nude.