Slapnut the Clown

Author: PossumJenkins

Date: November 13, 2003

by PossumJenkins
11-13-03
Slapnut the clown is anxiously awaiting his release on parole
Huh?
You can go now, Mr.Slapnut
Unemployed and broke, Slapnut tries to find the unemployment office
Say little girl, can you tell me where the unemployment office is?
Sure thing! It's a few blocks down thataway
Slapnut accidentally walks into a gay bar instead of the unemployment office
Any clown jobs available?
If you can strip, you've got yourself a job. Darn tootin!