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| Er, so how did you end up in the pokey? | |
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| I ran over someone with my buggy and then pitchforked 'em to death | |
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| I caused the band Metallica to starve to death by downloading all their songs off of Kazaa. The RIAA threw me in here. | |
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| Hmm. I have never heard of this RIAA but I once stole a butter churn from a neighbor. | |
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