Doin' Time 2

Author: PossumJenkins

Date: November 13, 2003

by PossumJenkins
11-13-03
Er, so how did you end up in the pokey?
I ran over someone with my buggy and then pitchforked 'em to death
Sounds like fun
So, what did you do?
I caused the band Metallica to starve to death by downloading all their songs off of Kazaa. The RIAA threw me in here.
Hmm. I have never heard of this RIAA but I once stole a butter churn from a neighbor.