Jack Valenti goes to Hell

Author: PossumJenkins

Date: November 14, 2003

by PossumJenkins
11-14-03
Jack Valenti of the RIAA pleads his case
So anyways kid, when you download music, you starve everyone to death. Including the janitors and the jizz moppers
But Mr.Valenti, don't you already make 100K a year? What have you got to lose?
Oh the grief! You have no idea how much we record executives suffer from this grave injustice
I don't see the problem. I'm just trying to enjoy music without paying a hell lot of money.
After much rambling, he finds himself in a very hot place.
What the hell happened here?
Shut up Jack. Perhaps a bit of time in a hot place will help your cause?