Why people are Stupid

Author: PossumJenkins

Date: November 15, 2003

by PossumJenkins
11-15-03
Smoeone bought coffee at a fast food restaurant and got burnt. They sued and got millions of dollars in compensation. This is their story.
Er, welcome to Matador Burger. How may I be of service?
Umm, I spilled coffee on my lap and there's like, a 3rd degree burn or something
Sir, there's not really anything I can do. We serve our coffee at the regulated temperature
Oh, it's not fair! You should know better to serve hot coffee! I'm going to get my lawyer! #$%*&
It just seems as if people are getting stupider nowadays. There's enough lawyers in the world for every single stupid person.
Er, welcome to Matador Burger. How may I be of service?
My client says that you served hot coffee and he got burnt. We're going to take you down!