Franklin County#2

Author: PossumJenkins

Date: November 27, 2003

by PossumJenkins
11-27-03
Franklin County is chock full of strange accidents. Most involving people and animals.
Whoa Officer, did you see that accident? Boy, I've never seen a rhinocerous in these parts.
Uh-hum. Do you have any information about the driver?
Being that everyone knows everyone, you cannot possibly expect to escape rumors.
The driver is pretty well known around here. Let me go get her.
Make it fast. I left the answering machine on at the station.
The driver is apparently intoxicated. So is Officer Peabody.
Oh Officer, how may I be of assistance? *giggling*
Can I have your number? I mean, were you the driver of the zamboni?