Biffy's Bar by Possumo5-30-06 I want a... no, wait, I think I'll take.... No, no, on the second thought... wait... I don't know... Maybe I just take that, what's that called, can't see well. Or... Oh shit! Not these guys again! Someone should put them through a meat grinder! *GNAARGH!!!* Was that any good? Perfect! Now help me to get him in the kitchen...
Biffy's Bar by Possumo5-30-06 Greetings! I am Gnark, a Gnarling from planet Gnaa. I've come to either trade with you Earthlings or destroy your planet! Cool! Did you know that you're butt-ugly? Outrageous! I have never been insulted this grossly! Prepare to die with your world! Well, I think my appointment with a dentist for tomorrow can be seen as canceled now.
Pigs and Pearls by Possumo5-31-06 Did you know, my cousin got in the Parliament. Really!? How did that happen? He was elected.
