The Trinity of Unreason

Author: Preloggy

Date: April 20, 2001

by Preloggy
4-20-01
The Contest: who can sit on their stool the longest with the dumbest expression.
The Dilemma: extinguish your spontaneously combusted roommate or have a cool drink.
Hmmm. Bill's burning up but I'm parched.
The Solution: Man at the Crossroads.
Worship me, for I have died for your sins.
Yeah, but did you hammer your own nails in? I don't THINK so.