Channel 3 News

Author: Pricey

Date: May 22, 2005

by Pricey
5-22-05
Channel 3 News with Iwonna Killewe
More Fashion News just in.... It has been reported that fat is the new thin!
Davenbrad Canadia reporting
So Fatty McFatfat, how does it feel to be the new fashion icon?
Well Davenbrad, I think it's brill. Even supermodels are fattening up to try and be hip and trendy.
Breaking News! Davenbrad Canadia is being offensive without realising because he's such a slimy geek!
Well Iwonna, it seems that it really is the height of fashion to be fat. But I see that you have known that for quite a while now!!
Yummeh!