The Random Sayings of Suicidal Maniacs

Author: Pricey

Date: May 22, 2005

by Pricey
5-22-05
Pain is my best friend.
Do you know where the nearest cliff is?
Just say no to happiness.
Knives are my idea of fun.
I tried to kill myself because I look like a certain Italian plumber.
I am late for my 9:30 suicide attempt.