Alien + 1337-phr33k = Total Nuclear Disaster

Author: Pricey

Date: May 21, 2006

by Pricey
5-21-06
Aliens have landed!
I 4M H3R3 2 74K3 0V3R 73H 34R7H!!!!!!!!!!1111111 *This Hallowe'en costume is great!*
I'm ever so sorry chap, I don't understand a word you're saying. I'm here to take over the Earth by the way.
W073V! I 4M 73H H4XX0RZ WIV 73H 8IG GUN5!!!!!!1111
Sorry, didn't quite catch that. Anyway, back to taking over the Earth.
One misunderstanding and an explosion later...
LOL I NUK3D 73H WRRLD! ZOMG!!!!!111
Oh, pappycakes. It seems we both blew up the Earth. Anyway, I'll try taking over Mars now. I hear they're more intelligent over there than on this planet.