Film Rules of Thumb, Part 1: Horror

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: September 18, 2004

by PrimoOoze1138
9-18-04
If there are zombies afoot, never EVER take a shortcut through a graveyard.
Well gee, where'd you come from, decrepit-zombie-guy?
Guess.
Unless it's a frightened woman, never trust anyone with a sharp object.
...Like me.
Whatever. Make it quick, I've got a 3:25 with Hitler in the 5th Circle.
Ash will always kick your ass.
Come get some.
Ok.