We're gonna need a straight jacket for Mr. Lucas...

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: September 21, 2004

by PrimoOoze1138
9-21-04
So, for the Ultra Edition of Star Wars, I've brought in this race of space monkeys. I like to call them the Apites. Y'know, since they're monkeys.
Ook.
But don't worry, they'll only come into play in the new subplot concerning the love triangle between Vader, C-3PO, and Sy Snootles.
DO WHAT!?
Ooh, did I mention Hayden Christensen now plays Darth Vader, sans helmet?
Have you lost your damn mind, man?