They never take these questions seriously.

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: June 5, 2005

by PrimoOoze1138
6-05-05
Earlier today...
What can I do for you, my child?
Father, I've got something I need to ask you.
Very well, what would you like to know?
It's something I've been wondering for a long time, and nobody can ever give me a straight answer.
And what might that be?
If you bless the church's plumbing system, does that give you an unlimited supply of holy water?