Universal Truths of the Movie Theater

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: July 9, 2005

by PrimoOoze1138
7-09-05
Little kids want everything.
So, you want butter on that popcorn?
Yeah! Lotsa sauce! Lotsa sauce! Can I have some M&Ms too? I want the pink ones! Whoa, Twizzlers! I want those too!
Southerners will buy anything you try to sell to them.
We have a special this month on Nerds Ropes. Buy one, get one free.
I'll take two!
After 4,000 times, the "Rent" trailer is like an evil enema for your ears.
"Five hundred, twenty five thousand..." Gah, get the numbers outta my head!
WHY DOES IT BURN!?!?!