Universal Theories of the Movie Theater 2

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: July 17, 2005

by PrimoOoze1138
7-17-05
Black people are the only ones who freak out over how much stuff costs.
...An' some nachos, an' a blue Icee, an' a M&M's bag...
But they never do it before, or even while they're ordering...
An' two hotdogs -- ya'll got mustard anywhere?...An' a drink.
No, they do it once you tell them how much all that crap they bought costs together.
Ok, sir, that comes to $18.50.
Daaaamn, dog! You gotta be shittin' me! That's bullshit, but I'll pay anyway.