CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #4 (thanks to nealch)

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: September 16, 2005

by PrimoOoze1138
9-16-05
Hey guy, I hear tell you're collecting animals. I got a cat here for ya. Name of Bojangles.
Hmm. It would complete my mammal collection.
Bojangles instantly loves whoever pets him. It's true. You can even ask Mr. Frederickson down the street.
But this guy seems kinda creepy...
And the great thing about Bojangles here is that he only pees on Thursdays. You can set your wa---.
I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING CAT!