First-time Blues.

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: September 25, 2005

by PrimoOoze1138
9-25-05
The next morning...
Ugh, what the Hell was I thinking?
"Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be."
I can't believe I tried to have sex with a robot.
"See? I'm as anatomically incorrect as a Ken Doll."
Yeah, I realized that. Get the Hell out.
"What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker.""