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The assignment: Take a state of your choice and give me EVERY SINGLE STATISTIC ABOUT IT.
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| The state rock of Nevada is sandstone. | |
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| Why could that be? Maybe because there's so goddamn much of it?! | |
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| So there's, like, 49,702 miles of road in Nevada. | |
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| Oh, yeah? That number's probably changed since you looked it up. I'll have to count off for that. | |
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| And finally, there are approximately 215 nurses working in Nevada. | |
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| Good, you'll need every single one of them after I beat you senseless, because I'M A DIABETIC! | |
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