FTC 84: Buttplugs.

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: April 5, 2006

by PrimoOoze1138
4-05-06
Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom? I'm trying to make pee.
I'm watching out for any coal miners. You'll be in the bathroom one day, minding your own business, brushing your teeth maybe, and then
"BAM!"
those damn coal miners are digging a hole straight up your ass.