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I man the front desk at one of the buildings on my school's campus.
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| Hey dude, the 'puters er all fucked up. | |
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| I can't get the 'puters to werk. They're fucked up. | |
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| Huh. That's kinda weird. They were running fine last night. | |
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It's not like these are the only computers on campus. We have hundreds.
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| Not now, dude. I needa print sum shit fer my bizness class. ...Dude, yers werks. Can I uze it? | |
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| It doesn't work that way, sir. | |
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