Nothing works the way it should

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: November 26, 2007

by PrimoOoze1138
11-26-07
I man the front desk at one of the buildings on my school's campus.
Hey dude, the 'puters er all fucked up.
I'm sorry, what?
I can't get the 'puters to werk. They're fucked up.
Huh. That's kinda weird. They were running fine last night.
It's not like these are the only computers on campus. We have hundreds.
Not now, dude. I needa print sum shit fer my bizness class. ...Dude, yers werks. Can I uze it?
It doesn't work that way, sir.