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| A week before I moved out, my roommate decided to live on our couch and watch tv all day. He literally stayed there until I moved out and took the TV with me. | |
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| Hey, Captain Vacuum, could I maybe use my TV sometime in the next week? | |
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| Perhaps. Perhaps not. The Captain is very busy perusing all the riff-raff that infests our basic cable package. Try again tomorrow, kind knave. | |
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| Next on Lifetime: Another episode of Wife Swap! | |
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