Welcome, ladies and gents, to "It's 7AM and you're awake." I'm you're host, Beatnik. Today's guest is Gabe.
Shut up.
Hey, my man, why so uptight?
Because it's 7AM. And I'm awake.
That's what I said in the first cell. Anyway, let's move on. So, Gabe, how's it going for you this early in the morning?
Well, Beat, I don't want to be awake. I'm cranky. And anyone who pisses me off, ESPECIALLY little dudes with black shirts a beret thing and a goatee, will be shot when I find my gun.
I'm not really a T-shirt salesman. I was just really attracted to you.
Kind of figured as much. So what do you do?
I work in a cubicle. Doing meaningless things that look important and that no one knows what I'm talking about. Sort of like that guy Chandler on that TV show...you know the one I'm talking about.
Oh COME ON! You were willing when I told you I was a T-shirt salesman. What, just because you're not going to be a star, I 'm a loser? I mean, you don't need me to be a star. Can't I have a chance?
Since you told me to take my top off, lied to me, and then tell me you do something meaningless and unproductive, I'm gonna pass.