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by PrincessLyric
5-08-03
'sup my man?
Duh.....who are you again?
Dude, I'm Spence, your pal from high school. We've been buddies for years.
Duh, sorry dude, I'm so stoned, I don't even remember who I talked to a few minutes ago right now.
You're a dope.
No, man, I don't do dope.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-08-03
Some party, huh?
Actually, I think it's dead.
You're not giving it a chance!
I know what will make it really smoking!
Yup, now it's good.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-08-03
Hey, Jenna, do you ever think about why we're here and if there's a purpose to life or any of that stuff?
Um, not really.
Really? It never crossed your mind?
Nope.
Well then, what big question do you think about?
Should I do my homework, or wait till after Dawson's Creek?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-08-03
Um, dude, what are you doing?
Hiding!
But there's no one else around.
Yeah, but the little purple people will come when you least expect it!
Ah. You're tripping.
ACK! Here they come!

 

by PrincessLyric
5-08-03
And now, a thoughtful moment with Mr. Whiskers
Where the hell did that frickin mouse go?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-09-03
And now, a thoughtful moment with Boomer
Uhhh...am I supposed to say something?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
The two meet...
Uhhhhhh....*gulp*....hi!
Hi there!
My name's Jeff.
I'm Stacy. Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you, too. Now can you please take your top off?
You don't waste any time, do you, Jeff?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
No, no, really. I'm with a company that makes baby doll T-shirts. I like your shirt and would like to use it in my campaign.
Really?
Yes. So if you could give your shirt to me now, I'd appreciate it.
Sorry, but no.
OK, then can I have your number so I can have it at another time?
How about an e-mail address?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
OK, can you e-mail me within the next week, then? I really need your shirt.
It depends.
God, he's getting to be annoying.
I'll see what I can do. Just give me your e-mail and I'll give you mine.
How do I know this is really your e-mail address?
How do I know you're really not a perv?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
I really mean it. I like your shirt, and I would like to use it in my campaign.
You're really serious?
Yes, I really do need your shirt.
You really do?
Yes. The nakedness is just a bonus. A beautiful bonus.
Yeah, I'll give you my e-mail.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
Please believe me here. I really do like your shirt. Please believe me. Please? Please? PLEASE?
I'll see you later, Jeff.
Please?
What if he really was serious?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
OK, Jeff. I'll believe you.
Oh, thank you. So I can have your shirt, then?
Not here. Public place.
Are you suggesting...?
How bout I give you my number? My real number. And you could give me a call?
That works. Thank you so much.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
And now, a public service announcement.
Yo, dude. Wasn't that comic titled "Star Crossed Lovers"?
Uh, yeah.
So shouldn't those two be like, Romeo and Juliet, or Hamlet, or Shakespeare or something?
I dunno, man. Maybe the author just liked the title.
"Star-Crossed Lovers" has nothing Shakesperian whatsoever. Please do not expect any plot with dueling families or forbidden love.
So there's no big, twisted story between those two characters?
No, man, I don't think so.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-10-03
And now, a thoughtful moment with This Guy.
Now, how did I get into this comic?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-12-03
And now, a moment with Gabe.
Someone owes me an X-Box and a candy bar.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-16-03
Welcome, ladies and gents, to "It's 7AM and you're awake." I'm you're host, Beatnik. Today's guest is Gabe.
Shut up.
Hey, my man, why so uptight?
Because it's 7AM. And I'm awake.
That's what I said in the first cell. Anyway, let's move on. So, Gabe, how's it going for you this early in the morning?
Well, Beat, I don't want to be awake. I'm cranky. And anyone who pisses me off, ESPECIALLY little dudes with black shirts a beret thing and a goatee, will be shot when I find my gun.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
Jeff has a confession to make...
Thanks for meeting me here, Stacy.
No problem, Jeff, what's up?
I'm not really a T-shirt salesman. I was just really attracted to you.
Kind of figured as much. So what do you do?
I work in a cubicle. Doing meaningless things that look important and that no one knows what I'm talking about. Sort of like that guy Chandler on that TV show...you know the one I'm talking about.
I see.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
I'm hoping we could still go out sometime...
Uh, Jeff?
Here it comes.....It always happens.....
Maybe we should just be friends.
Oh COME ON! You were willing when I told you I was a T-shirt salesman. What, just because you're not going to be a star, I 'm a loser? I mean, you don't need me to be a star. Can't I have a chance?
Since you told me to take my top off, lied to me, and then tell me you do something meaningless and unproductive, I'm gonna pass.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
Well, sure I do something meaningless and unproductive, but....
I don't know if I can take this anymore....
Well, this shouldn't matter, but....
Get to the point. But what?
I make more than a decent amount of money.
I'm free Thursday.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
Well, great, now you just want me for my money.
You want me for my sex, I want you for your money, just like so many other couples.
I don't only want you for your sex....
Right.
Well, maybe if we got to know each other?
Yeah. We could do that.

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
The two lovers still seem to be using each other....
Great! Perhaps we could get to know each other....in....your....bedroom?
Okay.
Really?
Just take me to a fancy restaraunt and pay for the bill.
Okay.
Great! Shall we go, then?

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
They make it to Stacy's bedroom....
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
That was a great dinner, Jeff. I hope you don't mind that I ordered 75 dollars worth of food.
Not at all. So, shall we get to know each other?
I think we shall.
CENSORED! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by PrincessLyric
5-20-03
And now, a moment with the Kunichiwa Twins
Kunichiwa!
Kunichiwa!
Kunichiwa!
Kunichiwa!
Girls, do you know any English whatsoever?
Sayonara!

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