Of course it's not Matt!

Author: ProAlien

Date: October 13, 2001

Of course it's not Matt! by ProAlien 10-13-01
Good evening. I am Phillip, an officer of security. It is not safe for you to be out here tonight.	How so? Several times last week, I arrested a 60-year-old man jogging nude around the lake. So go home, to spare your eyesight. Goodnight.	As close ot naked as it gets, folks! Matt, is that you? Fresh air is my Viagra!