NOOO!! NOT THE COW!!!!!! =(

Author: Project_Spam

Date: November 9, 2003

by Project_Spam
11-09-03
Moo!
MWAHAHAHAHA! What luck! To find a cow, right here! My little bovine friend, I shall slaughter you and eat your innards for breakfast. And there's no one who can stop me from doing such an evil-
(sobbing) NO!!! DIE A GRUESOME DEATH, YOU SINISTER FIEND!!
Moo!
Yay! I saved a cow! You can thank me later, dude!