FTC #35: Probably A Blonde Moment

Author: Project_Spam

Date: May 20, 2004

by Project_Spam
5-20-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
Oh, silly me! That's the ground. Darn. I think I'm still screwed.