Foil Fumble: Bicycles, Yay

Author: Project_Spam

Date: August 5, 2004

by Project_Spam
8-05-04
You little runt, you! I give you my prized bicycle for one day and you go out and ruin it! Out of this house! Out of this house now and never return to daddy!
NO! But dad, seriously! I didn't do it on purpose! You don't mean that!
Hi there. I'm the renowned plastic surgeon, Dr. Shuvitupyourarse. Do you need some "help"?
Hmm... maybe Dad will finally accept me if I change my ways... I think I can make up for his loss.
Accept you? Hell, come to papa "son"! I knew that I'd forget my prized bike when you came back AS the family bicycle! You've made me proud!
Well, pops, I haven't even done anything to you yet!