The Irony of PETA

Author: Project_Spam

Date: January 13, 2005

by Project_Spam
1-13-05
I must escape this butcher shop before they get me!
Now, now, now, little chicken, what do you think you're doing? No fear; when we kill you, we'll make sure it's quick and painless, yet with techniques which will retain excellent taste for consumers.
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NOW COME ON OVER TO THE EXECUTION ROOM, AND LET ME GIVE YOU A PEACEFUL, ENJOYABLE DEATH! THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! MWAHAHA MWEE HEE HEE!!!!
I just love PETA representatives.