"The Red Badge of Courage" (Part Two)

Author: Prufrock

Date: January 16, 2002

by Prufrock
1-16-02
I feel bad about running away. I'll go back to my comrades.
Run away!! Where de plank-road?
Hey, what are you-- OW! Fucker!
Booya!
Fortunately, his comrades were intensely stupid.
Ow. My head. Ow. Ow.
Wow, that wound looks like you got brained by a fleeing soldier's musket. Must've been a Secesh bullet.