The Obligatory Goes-To-Hell Series, Conclusion?

Author: Prufrock

Date: January 25, 2002

by Prufrock
1-25-02
Look. This is Hell. You know, fire, brimstone, eternal torment? You're not supposed to be a smartass, you're supposed to suffer.
Hey, aren't you supposed to be in MoonPants' comic providing tentacle hentai?
Oh, that is *it*. You leave me no choice.
What's.... oh, no! Not THAT!
The End -- or is it?
"Holly could tell that this town was special, because they only put Super Wal-Marts in towns that were special."
Britney Spears reading her novel! Nooooooooooo!!!