The Dr. Suess Chronicles - Part 2

Author: PsychoMantis

Date: January 18, 2004

by PsychoMantis
1-18-04
It all started when little Suess was still in Catholic school.
Father McArthy, why do bad things happen to good people?
Because you touch yourself at night!!
From that day on, Suess never touched himself again.
*cries*
I love my job.