The Dr. Suess Chronicles - Part 4

Author: PsychoMantis

Date: January 18, 2004

by PsychoMantis
1-18-04
Finally, he snapped.
Rainbow colored masturbation fun!!!
Police are seeking the man known as 'Dr. Suess'. In three days of furious masturbation he has caused over $200,000 in damages, and hospitalized four people.
Ew, gross.