Why o Why

Author: PsychoMantis

Date: January 24, 2004

by PsychoMantis
1-24-04
This is terrible. My father...isnt really my father. My parents, beaten to death by a dead animal. Now I am to be sold into slavery...
Not even to mention the fact that I got crabs from that 5 goldpiece hooker.
Why didnt someone tell me shaving wouldnt help?! WHHYY?!