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by Psychologist
6-01-05
Sitophobia-Fear of Food or eating Food
I...I can't Dr.Moo?...
Try, Wendel.
But its so...germy and unpleasent.
Its ok...Take your time...
ARG! Pickles!
This is gonna be a [b]long[/b] day...

 

by Psychologist
6-01-05
Paraskavedekatriaphobia or Fear of Friday the 13th
OK, To help your problem we're gonna show you a film to help your problem....Nurse! Flip on the Film!
*Gulp*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wrong Film! Hes not afraid of the Movie!!
Year. I'm more of a "Chucky" Fan.

 

by Psychologist
6-01-05
Cynophobia or Fear of Dogs
AHHHHHHH!!!
They defintley sent him to the wrong Phychologist...

 

by Psychologist
6-01-05
Pediophobia or Fear of Dolls
I can't get mt daughter Dolls, My wife had to stop colecting them,and I haven't been to Hallmark for 10 years!
mmmm-hm.
What should I do?
Rent "Child's Play".
How will that help??
After seeing that crap you're wonder whats so scary about a doll.

 

by Psychologist
6-01-05
Medomalacuphobia or fear of losing a erection
So year I'm afraid of losing my erection.
...
I'm afraid I won't ever be abled to get it up again and then never have children.
...
So I been taking Viagra every 6 hours...
I hate Mondays...

 

by Psychologist
6-04-05
Dr.Moo? is counseling a patient
So why do you think you want to murder?
Well...
I geuss everyones suspects me to do it and I don't want to dissapoint anyone.
Maybe they think of you as a killer because you have a obsession of wearing a "Jason" Mask.
Who the Hell is Jason??

 

by Psychologist
6-04-05
Hobophobia) Fear of Hobos or Beggars
So how long did you have this fear?
Since I was a Prince. I fear that the Bums will stick me in the back?
What makes you think that Unemployed Street people will kill you?
I raised the taxes by 80%.
Now I want to stab you in the back.

 

by Psychologist
6-04-05
Thanatophobia) Dying or death
Your...advice...diddn't...work.
Crap.
Enissophobia) Sin or of having committted an unpardonable sin
Who murdered him?
Taphephobia) Cemertaries....or being buried Alive...

 

by Psychologist
6-09-05

 

by Psychologist
6-09-05
This is the horrific True story of what happened on September 17th of 2002 in the small town of Mountain Hill.
This comics will tarce the horror of the events that occured. Based on the story of the remaing survivor...
Jay.
Whats up with the skeleton?

 

by Psychologist
6-09-05
September 17th: At a really sceintific laboratary
Dr.Jackson, I heard you invented a Soda that turns everyone into flesh-eating terrorists from Hell!
Well, Josh with it,too.
We must pray that doesn't get in the wrong hands.
S****!

 

by Psychologist
6-09-05
Meanwhile in Jay's Hiz House.
Theres been a outbreak of Zombies in Mountain Hill! Get out as soon as you can!!!
Sara, We must get out of here!! Theres no time to pack! We must leave now!
But my movies on and I am Not missing it again.
Who the hell watches Rush Hour??

 

by Psychologist
6-09-05
Outside Jay's house
Brains...
Brains
Brains
I forgot where I left my car keys
Brains...You left them in the car,Frank...Brains
Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth??

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
Brains!
AHHHHH! I gotta get out of here!
So Jay ran out forgeting that his wife was still inside watching Rush Hour.
Brains
Shhh...This is the good part.
I will gobble on your Brains
Listen Buddy, my purse is on the counter now go and let me watch Jackie Chan kick some bootey.

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
*Gasp*
I left Sara in the House. I hope shes all right.
Hi,Honey. I'm fine. I'm hungry. Can we stop for BRAINS?
Oh S***, F***, and Son-of-a-B***!

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
So off Jay ran to find a way to stop the great spread of Zombies!
No I'm getting the Hell outta here!
No, Jay. You're the hero so act like one!
F*** you! They're God**** Zombies!
Jay! Go and destroy those F***ing Zombies, Right Now!
FINE! But, There better be a sex scene in this movie.

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
*pant* I ran too fast. I don't know how I got here.
But don't expect to leave alive. Knowing the Goverment's secret.
Did you make the out-spread of the undead??
Yes it is I...
Dexx?? How did you get in the Goverment?

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
Why don't you stop the Zombies? Before they hurt people.
Zombies are bad?
No S***. Haven't you played Resident Evil?
Year but they were Mutant Zombies. We have Soda-Made Zombies.
Dexx. Lets just go save the world and hope this movie bombs in the box-office.

 

by Psychologist
6-11-05
But we must find the creator of the soda...His codename is "Josh"
But who would be so evil to unleash Zombies?
He must have been recently hurt or forgotten?
Who have many forgotten and went on with their lives??
Rawr.

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
Well...You ready to take down these Zombies?
Let me grab my coat...
3 hours later....
I have a feeling hes not coming back.

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
So shes totaly eating more brain than she said. I told that ho that sharing doesn't mean eating the whole f***ing thing for yourself...
I hope you had her have it. I mean, I hate it when my woman eats too much brain and leaves me nuthin'...
Yeah...Then shes start B*tchin that I hogged all the arms and the--
Yo...Hold it...Fresh brainer coming...
Braaaains...Brains....
Braaains...Brains...Brains...

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
So then Jay used his Ninja-like fighting skills to destroy all the Zombies...
What?? I don't have Ninja-skills!
Don't whine. Go kick some Zombie ass....
Hell no. Theres like millons of them...I'm running past them....
Um...They said something about your mama...
Thats okay I hate my mom...

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
...Yeah.
Wait! Narrator,You control the story,right?
Hell no. Thats cheating!
Then Zap me to the leader so this F*cking lame story can be over...
Fine...*Sigh* Plot killer...
Fine. F*ck you. I'm going to Mexico...

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
And so I zapped Jay to the source of all problems....
Boinky! Why the hell did you do all this??
Its because--
Wait,Why are we in a Church?
All bad movies end in a church...

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
Now I just have to kill you to end this story...
Noooooooooooooo!
Then everything exploded and died...
What!?
What!?
Awwwwww....I love happy endings...

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
November 2005: Dracula decides to move to America...
He would need a home, friends, a job,and a life. Can a bloodsucking monster live in a world where the people of the land hates the different?
For Their sake,We hope so.
I get to learn about hotdogs and footsball!

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
I'm going to meet the new neighbor...
Hey,Neighb--
Hey,You F***tards! Careful with that coffin! You put one damn scratch on it and I will F*cking eat your children!!
So hows our new neigh--
We are moving out tomorrow.

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
....
.....
What the F*ck is that thing??

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
Lenny!
Oh crap.
I is Surprised to see you at Walmart.
Hi,Drac. Whats..whats you doing here?
I'm here for job interview.
Cool. Tell me. Those rows of bodies behind you...They're just sleeping,right??

 

by Psychologist
11-26-05
I'm sorry,Mr.Dracula but we don't need another worker here.
...
I hope you are not mad.
grrrrr....
Clean up in the office!

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