Story

Author: Psyghost

Date: November 9, 2004

by Psyghost
11-09-04
A long time ago, the koalas were nice creatures, playing happily in the fields
SQUIRRELS USED FOR LACK OF KOALA
*meow*
But the evil Ghosteh converted them to his dark ways
You are now in my possession, and have knowledge of The Spam
The Mad Scientist of the North, Shai Gar, modified them to cyborgs with incredibly sharp teeth, and even more impressive alcohol tolerance
DRINK MY PRETTIES, DRINK