They do exist

Author: Pudge

Date: April 18, 2005

by Pudge
4-18-05
Channel 6 Live on 53rd Street
This is George Gordon with a special report from a local ninja who witnessed a horrible crime.
Yes, I was on my way to buy some new Yu-Gi-Oh cards when a group of old ladies jumped out of the shadows and kidnapped a man.
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I'm sorry did you say "Old Ladies" like the kind you see movies? I don't think Old Ladies really exist now do they.
Oh but they do, and they steal your organs. You must be careful cause they can move like the wind and are very hard to see.
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O.K. that guy was obviously a nut job was there any other witnesses
I can help you young man and might I say what a strong looking heart you have