Don't Let Your Guard Down

Author: Pudge

Date: May 22, 2007

by Pudge
5-22-07
Guardbot 5000
"BEEP BEEP" STATE YOUR NAME AND REASON FOR VISIT.
I'm uhmm Max, and I pay customers to accept anti-guardbot devices.
I AM PROGRAMMED TO REFUSE ANY PRODUCT SOLD BY DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMEN. I REQUIRE YOU TO LEAVE THE PREMISES.
Ahh but am "PAYING" you to take the product, therefore it's logical that you would accept it.
YOU ARE CORRECT, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO ACCEPT YOUR PRODU......