Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Author: Pudge

Date: May 25, 2007

by Pudge
5-25-07
Here at the College Of Dreams we are happy to announce a new technological breakthrough. Students can stand in front of our Mirror Of Success to see where their courses will take them.
Cool, I'm going to be rich and successful.
That's right, we are bigger than Bill Gates.
Wow I don't even go to this school, I'm just here to pick up chicks and it looks like I'll be some sort of film director or professional golfer.
The only directing you'll be giving is "Can I upgrade your meal to a Biggy size.
That's odd, how would my art classes get me involved into sports?
Psssst. you know that girl you like? You may not want to get too attached.