Just Google it.

Author: Pudge

Date: May 30, 2007

by Pudge
5-30-07
Greetings Earthling, take me to your leader.
Whoa Holy fuck you're an alien aren't you? Wait a second how do you know that we call this planet Earth and you speak english.
We use Google to get our information.
You guys get internet in space?
No, we call our anal probe Google, now bend over.
I'll bet you get just as many hits a day as well don't you.