Calvert Pays A Visit To The Doctors

Author: Pugz

Date: February 28, 2001

by Pugz
2-28-01
Our villain, known to most as Calvert, decides to go and see a specialist about a complaint he's been having.
Hello, my name is Calvert and I've got a bit of a problem here...
Hmmm, what is the exact nature of the problem???
The doctor deliberates...
It's these dangly bits on the end of my face. They make it very hard for me to speak.
Right, I see...
The doctor delivers his verdict in a harsh, uncomprimising manner.
What do you think can be done about it???
Well I've decided not to give you any treatment as you're only capable of speaking crap as it is.