Cemetary Chronicals 8

Author: PunkkRoccPrincez

Date: March 10, 2004

Dating Advice From Bob
Bob what should i do i need a g/f
ok heres some pointers: 1.If shes got more cleavage then a plumbers ass dont get involved its just gunna get in ur way when u wanna control her
oh ok
2. heres a good test if she pulls u over to a window with jewelry in it smash her head into the window and run or call me i'll do it!
3. Watch out for bitches who give u pet names like my Boy...if they ever do that u drop that bitch like a rock...or call me i'll do it!
this is good advice thanks bob...ur a good friend to have!