Cemetary Chronicals 21

Author: PunkkRoccPrincez

Date: March 11, 2004

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read
2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.
5. Bill Gates
For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession