The film 'Pearl Harbour' in 3 easy steps.

Author: PussyFoot

Date: November 6, 2003

by PussyFoot
11-06-03
Geezer 1's plane is shot down. Geezer 2 spots an oppurtunity.
So, what with you being dead and all after that plane.. crash.. thing, how abouts I steal your missus and get her pregnant and stuff? She is mighty fine and hell, you won't be needing her anymore.
**I'm "dead" therefore I can't answer him.**
**Shags woman who is currently off screen.**
Hey dude what the hell are you doing? Quit boning my woman! Son of a...
**NEEEEEEEEEEYOOWWW BANGBANGBANGBANG**
Oh shit sorry dude, I could've sworn you were dead. Hey, what say we just fight off the entire japanese army all by ourselves?
I fucking hate you, man. But that does sound a fine plan, if maybe a little ambitious. Oh, and if you die, I am so taking my woman back. And your kid. So there.