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by PyrasTerran
8-14-03
Hello, chaps. I am Pyras.
And I am Goji.
..
..What the hell happened to you?
Frames and whatnot got screwed up when I was transferred to this comic. Idunno, I uh, I kinda like the hat. Makes me look dashing.. what hooo!!

 

by PyrasTerran
8-14-03
Now say hello to my other main man, Azala. As you can see, Az didn't get screwed up during the transfer.
What can I say? I r0xx0r.
You try l33ting here again and I'll make sure you find yourself in a very awkward form.
Hah! You haven't got the grapes, l0s3r!
..Well, I suppose I walked right into that one.

 

by PyrasTerran
8-14-03
And to save time, here are my other two comrades, Mr. Daemon and Mr. Chormin.
....So. What's with the knife?
It's for scaring and killing. Duh.
....Uh.. huh..
ARE YOU NOT AFRAID!?
Dude, you're talking to a guy who slaughters the innocent as a profession.
Knife-y freak-y? Si? No?

 

by PyrasTerran
8-14-03
Vietnam, 1970
We need backup! There's charlie everywhere!! We're gonna die, that's it! Game over, man!!
..Look lively, boy! I'm about to soil myself and I can't concentrate with your petty excuse for a nervous breakdown!
San Salvador, 1492
And I shall call this place, Toon Town!
Survey says: You're an idiot.
Beginning of Creation
...God?
HeY tHeA, rAsTa MaStA!!

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
..It's just so obvious your comics are nothing but recycled catchphrases.
Well, in the long run, everything nowadays is a copy-off of something else, be it intentionally or by coincidence. Nothing is original anymore.
Hmm..
Woah.. I did it.. I made sense!
Actually, now you must be punished for challenging my authority.
Oh God, not the crucifix!

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
......So you're God.
ThAs RiGhT, gEe WiLiKa!!
IsA lAmA jAmA bOnKiE gOoD tImE, c SiZzLe!!
.....God.. Damn..
WhO lEt ThE dInGoS oUt!? ThEy Be In MaH pAnTs N hOlEs!!

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
Uh, Pyras, there's this guy named Trent that wants in on the comic.
Can't now. Busy.
He sent a letter, something about.. "Kaiju movies"?
I'LL TAKE IT!
..So where are my movies?
What movies? Aren't you the Stress-Management Club leader?

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
See, Pyras, you're out of whack. That last comic was total crap.
You mean the one before this one? Well, it wasn't supposed to be funny at all.
Wha.. then why the hell did you make it??
Because sometimes the twinkies are fuller on the side parallel to the other side!
Ugh.. I've lost him..
Hey you! Give me a map of Busch Gardens and we'll call it even!

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
I will now turn this obvlivious kidnapee into my friend Spindy!
CUT!
Uhm.. can I go home now?

 

by PyrasTerran
8-15-03
Note to self: No more crazy ideas.
Ah, here's Spindy!!
..Aw c'mon!
I thought I said not to stick me in this God-forsaken place, now leave me be before I twist your nipples so hard you'll be screaming like a cheerleader with a pimple atop her nose.

 

by PyrasTerran
8-21-03
In tonight's episode, the role of Chormin will be played by a 13-year old boy from Anytown Middle.
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by PyrasTerran
8-30-03
So how long will your Uncle Morales be staying?
Ol' Uncle Morales wrote saying he'd be staying.. ..."Until I find meself in Davy Jones' locker"...?
Why it's good ol' Uncle Morales!
AARRGH!! Be off with yeh, ya scallywags!! That's CAPTAIN Morales to you, ya yellow-livered lilly-paddin' landlubber!!
...."Land lover"..?
Ol' Uncle Morales 'never been right since he got marooned by a band of squirrel monkeys. Looks like I'ma have to take him out to pasture. Tell Goji to get more nails, Uncle Morales is a feisty one.

 

by PyrasTerran
9-16-03
It seems Goji has gone suicidal, his kill-count so far is 12.
God help us.
DiD sOmEbOdY cAlL fO dA pOsTaL sErViCe!?!?
Holy Hell..
FlY mE tO dA mOoN, bIlLy BoY bLu!!!

 

by PyrasTerran
9-20-03
Read AdrenalineRush11's comics to understand the plight.
And just who in the blue Sam Hill hell are you?
It's me, Alex.
Good lord.. I used this avatar first.
Well, you don't really have blond hair, bucko.
You're darker than me, smarty! It's time to change to form of... More-Appealing Alex!
Whadda!!

 

by PyrasTerran
9-20-03
The one on the right is Sam.
*sigh*
Why so glum, visor-sporting chum?
It just hit me that Pyras isn't Trent!
.. Well, duh!
THIS is Trent!
Great Googly Moogly!

 

by PyrasTerran
9-20-03
When we last left our hero Chormin..
God.. Damn..
WhO lEt ThE dInGoS oUt!? ThEy Be In MaH PaNtS n HoLeS!!
The present.
So if that was God.. I wonder what Satan is like..
Hell
OrGy PoRgY RaM n RiCe!!
Gaaaah Holy Monkey!

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