I am the menstrual stain

Author: Quadrophenic

Date: January 29, 2004

by Quadrophenic
1-29-04
No tampon can hold him, nor pad sustain...
I AM THE MENSTRUAL STAIN! NO TAMPON CAN HOLD ME!
Ooooh that was a particularly heavy period.
Heaven and Earth shall bleed again when he comes to reign...
I AM THE MENSTRUAL STAIN!
OH GOD! OH GOD! IT'S IN MY HAIR!
-insert another witty variation of line from 'In the Bleak Mid Winter'-
I AM THE MEN ..... Fuck this, I'm off to the pub.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!