Priests don't know what they're preaching about.

Author: Qualjyn

Date: December 21, 2002

by Qualjyn
12-21-02
At the priest's house
Father! I have sinned! I have to confess to you!
Tell me about it, my son. There is forgiveness for all sins.
I made Jesus go to hell, and lost my house and everything i owned in gambling.. And i frightened a little old lady and stole her money.
My son, Jesus cannot possibly go to hell. He is holy and pure. He loves all living things and lives in our hearts, with-
Listen up padre.. Jesus doesn't love me and he never did shit for me. Just like his old man. Worthless no-good religious figures.
*gag* *bleed*