Back from the trip...

Author: QueenB

Date: May 8, 2006

by QueenB
5-08-06
Pub sunday reunion after the events of South Londons Trip
So, Robyn, what was the moon like?
Fucking awful. No air, no food, and no sex!
God, you must have been suffering...
Totally. It wasn't the lack of food or air that bothered me, it was the celibacy. The only lifeforms I met up there were an astronaut and a monkey.
You could've fucked the astronaut...
Tried. Turns out spacesuits don't come off easy at zero gravity. Something about an air supply...