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by Quigles3000
5-01-04
One crappy day...
Dear Stupid, We regret to inform you that you are a worthless piece of shit. Drop dead.
Hey dude. Cheer up. It's not like this is new news or anything.
Duuuuude......you are a worthless toad.
Yah, I know. That's why I'm ending this life...only to be resurrected as...
Scary Man!!! I Kill you with this stabby thingy!!!
Is it too late to say I'm sorry?....

 

by Quigles3000
5-01-04
Continued...
You like tasty knife through head, yes?
Wooah! Let's not be too hasty here! I was just kidding around...
You don't like tasty knife through head?
Um....nooooo. Does this mean you're not going to kill me?
Oh no. I still going kill you. But instead of knife, me use axe. Better, yes?
Walk away slowly....walk away slowly...

 

by Quigles3000
5-01-04
Continued once again...
You be leaving now???
Um...of course not. I love hanging out with pyschotic madmen with knives who want to slice me up.
Excellent. Now, me believes we were in the middle of me killing you, correct?
Oh, no no no. We were in the middle of you completing my every whim, ya old freak, you. Heh he.
After the slashing...
I not a mean person, me just don't like being called "freak" you monkey face. Now enjoy as I cut open your organs on the side-walk.
Yo wierdo, what's this here art ya making freaky man? You are one sick freak! Ain't that right, Mr. Freak? Freak freak freak. Freak a leak in a beak, cuz you are such a freak. Heh ha.

 

by Quigles3000
5-01-04
And now a new victim has been spotted...
"How to Kill an Irritating Dick Head and Not Get Arrested"
I mean holy shit, you are one sick freaking freak. That's all I have to say....freak.
....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now....kill him now...
I mean, I reckon that you are the biggest, ugliest freak I have ever seen. And that's including that masturbating half human, half monkey.
And there he goes...
Awww, the poor brain fucked farmer is coughing up blood...how sad. Now I laugh as I stomp on your head!!!
...um, ouch....

 

by Quigles3000
5-01-04
Commercial Break! Buy sex monkeys today!
What's the point of living?
What the fuck are you???

 

by Quigles3000
5-02-04
And now back to the show...
Hey man, we could be like good friends. I know what it's like to be considered a freak.
What you trying say? You calling me a freak?
Well sure, but that isn't a bad thing. In fact--- hey, what are you doing with that axe?
I'm, um, redecorating...
And there goes another victim...
I don't hear an apology.

 

by Quigles3000
5-02-04
Halloween night...
Trick or treat! Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't I don't care, I will slice you up until your bodie's bare.
Oh my, is it Halloween already? I forgot to get any candy. Sorry kiddo.
No candy?
Well, I may have some raisins inside. Lemme check.
To be concluded...
I just dare you to walk out with raisins, bitch.

 

by Quigles3000
5-02-04
Continued...
Hello lady. Meet Knife. Knife, meet lady. You two get accquianted.
Hey man, what the hell are you doing. Oh shit, get away from me-----
Oh pooh. You're all dirty. Now smile while I clean you with me knife!!!
....gurgle...
Sometimes I wonder if what I'm doing is wrong....but then I just take a nap and all is well. *sigh* Time to get to work...
Aw man. You stole my victim. I'm suing.

 

by Quigles3000
5-03-04
Yet another crummy episode! Enjoy!
Happy Birthday Ma. I got you a pretty flower. Do I get cookie now?
Er, I'm not your mother wierdo. Why are you trying to mess with an old lady sicko?
You don't love me mommy??? Waaaaahhhhh!!!!
Get away from me you freak!
The previous clip has been censored.
Me mad at mommy. I do horrible things to mommy's organs. Please forgive me for killing you mommy. It was an, um, accident...

 

by Quigles3000
5-03-04
Don't you just hate really stupid jokes?
Have you heard of the new pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrrrr".
You're a fucking retard.

 

by Quigles3000
5-03-04
My wang is soft and flexible. Wanna go see a movie?
You're a fucking retard.

 

by Quigles3000
5-03-04
Learning is FUN!!!
A "quief" is a vaginal expulsion of gas. Neat, huh?
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to make free comics...

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