Scary Man!!! Episode I

Author: Quigles3000

Date: May 1, 2004

by Quigles3000
5-01-04
One crappy day...
Dear Stupid, We regret to inform you that you are a worthless piece of shit. Drop dead.
Hey dude. Cheer up. It's not like this is new news or anything.
Duuuuude......you are a worthless toad.
Yah, I know. That's why I'm ending this life...only to be resurrected as...
Scary Man!!! I Kill you with this stabby thingy!!!
Is it too late to say I'm sorry?....