How did a squirrel get up in the clouds, anyway?

Author: Quinctia

Date: April 17, 2006

by Quinctia
4-17-06
I spy with my little eye...something TASTY!
Wait, what?
I am HUNGRY. I am going to use my sword of justice to get myself some delicious squirrel meat. And, no offense, but you're the first squirrel I've seen today.
But you should be kind to all of God's creatures. Including animals! The big guy himself said so.
No, that wasn't God. That was PETA.
...shit.